theclearlydope:

Patrick: Do you like Lana Del Rey?

Paul: She’s OK.

Patrick: Her early work Lizzy Grant was a little too bluesy for my tastes, but when Born to Die came out in ‘11, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically.

(Source: chuckbass)

theclearlydope:

This is going to get so many hands laid tonight.

glamour:

Adorbs!

wellthatsadorable:

Otters holding hands is the cutest thing in the entire world, but I can’t look at this picture for too long because I’m 100% certain that my heart is going to explode. TOO CUTE! HEART EXPLOSION! I can’t take it!

Warning: Lots of cute, sappy stuff coming your way today. Because I have a crush on you. Get used to it.

wellthatsadorable:

As ZZ Top said meant: Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed dog.

*Dog in an adorable sweater counts as sharp dressing.
**Especially when the sweater is holiday themed.
***Gimme that dog.

(via thisiswhoimakemyself-deactivate)

(Source: your-are-in-neverland, via thisiswhoimakemyself-deactivate)

theclearlydope:

I get three uses tops. 

pleatedjeans:

via / source

vanityfair:

Exhibit C: November 2009. Jorge Posada, Andy Pettitte, and Derek Jeter, all (at the time) New York Yankees, are six feet two, six feet five, and six feet three, respectively. Jeter, sitting directly next to Letterman, appears a full foot or so shorter than the host, despite actually being an inch taller than him.

[The Higher the Chair, the Closer to God? The Furniture Self-Deification of David Letterman]